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Why Your Go Benchmarks Are Lying (And How to Stop Them)
November 03 2026 - 10:45 (45 min )
Go makes benchmarks easy to write and easy to sabotage. Dead-code elimination, GC pauses, and CI runner noise make slow code look fast and fast code look slow. This talk is a scientific playbook for benchmarks you can trust, and a pattern that catches regressions before they ship.
LEVEL: Intermediate
How to instrument Go without changing a single line of code
November 02 2026 - 15:30 (45 min )
Zero-touch observability for Go is finally becoming real. In this talk, we’ll walk through the different strategies you can use to instrument Go applications without changing a single line of code, and what they cost you in terms of overhead, stability, and security.
LEVEL: Intermediate
